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Old man Tomb is dead. Trusted Lawyer Penworthy pours himself a drink amid the howls from the resident werewolf Oliver Tomb who is never seen, only heard as he\u2019s locked safely away down in the family vaults. The other members of the Tomb family however live very much above ground.<\/p>\n

Lucien Tomb tinkers in his laboratory insisting that he\u2019s the head of the family and quite enjoys dwindling the wildlife numbers with his potions. Dora Tomb on the other hand goes for the slightly larger model and \u2018tops\u2019 humans (don\u2019t touch the sherry). Emily Tomb dresses as a man and bosses everyone she can and has a mouth on her like a foghorn.<\/p>\n

Then we have Marcus Tomb strutting his stuff in a toga. He is completely bonkers and believes he\u2019s Julius Caesar. And last but not least, Monica Tomb is a big girl. Let\u2019s say she wouldn\u2019t sink in the local swimming baths! She loves men and could eat a whole one, not literally of course but would have a good try at mouth to mouth.<\/p>\n

This not-so-bereaved bunch are gathering impatience as the reading of the Will is nigh. Penworthy has just announced that before the old boy\u2019s money gets shared out amongst the siblings, family nurse and the housekeeper there is to be another beneficiary, a romantic novelist. Miss Ash arrives later that morning with her
\nsecretary Peregrine Potter.<\/p>\n

Synopsis\u00a0credit\u00a0to BBC Lincolnshire.<\/p>\n

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